Your kisses equaling your lessening visits
It’s beginning to bother me I must admit
I shower twice every day and check my pits
Wash face every way I can to cover zits
I blow into my palms and shave the hair there too
Towel my hair dry and put in zippidy doo
Put in my glue so my teeth don’t slip when I chew
But still you’re saying to me now we are all through
© 2011 Michael Yost
Michael's Lair 
I can’t believe the zippidy doo failed.
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Be careful we’re showing our age. lol..
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How much more can a guy do? Vb
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Get another gal… smiles…
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Sad – you deserve better after all this effort!
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Yes indeed I do Matthew! Razor burn is terrible. lol
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Really, you’re right–what more could a girl want from a guy? He even shaves his palms for heaven’s sake!
One thing though, that hair “do” stuff is called “Dippity Do”. Unless you intentionally called it “zippity” which is very cute. Yeah, yeah, I know– I’m old too! 🙂
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That’s what I was thinking and the stubble.. oh the stubble.. I knew I’d catch one… smiles.. Nope you are right, but Too late to change it. lol
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That was funny to read, in a way how much we sometimes do to conquer someone … the whole process is funny, until on the end you get the sad answer of rejection … but chin up! If this time it wasn’t meant to be, next time will be! That said from a huge optimist! 🙂
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“But still you’re saying to me now we are all through”
sad..
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It’s only a parody of the star crossed lover. Some loves are meant to be and others end up a parody Have a Smile…
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