Category Archives: Just Write

In the Glass I See

There in the glass I see a sixteen year old boy with an old man’s mask on. I begin to notice the dark circles under the green eyes that sparkle; nothing dull yet; but his glasses do need cleaning. I see white stubble and mustache with a two inch long goatee on his saddening face; like he’s had no reason to shave in the past few days. Looking closer I see the goatee covers a weak double chin with a single wrinkle that goes down the length of his neck. The same white stubble covers his shaved head to cover the thinning bald spot in the back and what’s left of his front hairline.
His round upturned nose reminds me of a Santa’s nose, but there’s a thin scar going diagonal from the left nostril to the top that makes his nose tilt to the right side of his face. His cheekbones are set high, but it seems to highlight the dark circles more. The ears are long and close to the head.
Wait a minute… he’s starting to smile with a broad grin and his eyes are lighting up and sparkling even more. His whole face transforms and laughs a little with a tear rolling down his cheek and then is when I happily succumb to my fate realizing the old man is me and that my wrinkles are really my laugh lines. My green eyes are still that of the sixteen year old from so many years ago… but they’re still with me today.

© 2011 Michael Yost 12/10

Hurt and Love are Magnetic

You hurt when one of your loved ones hurts. There are no words that can make their hurt go away or ease unrequited love.  All you can do is be there when needed.

2016 Michael Yost 04/08

Thanks David Soule

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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’

She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.

“A fight is going on inside me,”

Read somewhere by someone else.
“A fight is going on inside me,” said an old man to his son. “It is a terrible fight between two wolves. One wolf is evil. He is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other wolf is good. he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. The same fight is going on inside you.”
The son thought about it for a minute and then asked, “Which wolf will win?”
The old man replied simply, “The one you feed.”

Anon.

5 Pigs

A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.

The farmers lived sixty miles apart, so they agreed to drive thirty miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles.

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, “How will I know if they are pregnant?”

The other farmer replied, “If they’re lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they’re pregnant. If they’re in the mud, they’re not.” The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.

This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.

The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, “Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.”

“Neither,” yelled his wife, “they’re all in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn.”

Anon

 

5 Pigs

A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived sixty miles apart, so they agreed to drive thirty miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, “How will I know if they are pregnant?”
The other farmer replied, “If they’re lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they’re pregnant. If they’re in the mud, they’re not.” The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.
The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, “Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.”
“Neither,” yelled his wife, “they’re all in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn.”

ANON

Coffee Cups and Saucers Decorator

I misplaced Your Email.  If you know her give her my message.

Thanks, Michael Yost

booguloo@live.com

Never Again Again

The pressure is familiar weighing heavily on my chest and feelings. Happening at least two times in the past. One left me flat on my back with tubes coming out of everywhere with various colors flowing. The second one was the worst place I’ve ever been.
Pushed again into the darkest area of my psyche. No hand or footholds to help me out and I started to cry uncontrollably for no real reason.
Then they came in like what spirits might do. I only guess of course but very different from the last time. Gaining control of my heaving they seemed not to see or hear me when I tried to introduce myself.
So I’m alone again falling deeper into myself without any hope of coming out of it. Now they’re translucent and disappearing. Losing track of time and days melting together with only one line left.

© 2015 Michael Yost 04/25

 

Blame it on Hoover

Hoover Dam

Fun With 50?

After all my tubes and wires were taped down, they took out the cath and got me out of bed. Standing up the dam broke and I became a fountain spinning round in circles. You can get the pitcher can’t you?

© 2015 Michael Yost 04/25

http://www.hooverdamtourcompany.com

 

Would like to know how you feel?

I’m considering leaving the internet, companies are trying to take over by giving themselves the higher speeds and giving us their consumers the lower speed. Viruses, Pornographic emails of beautiful women that all want to get together for some fun, and on more than one occasion my card has been triple charged in europe for top rated software makers, Now we have a new internet advertising company that has ad placements anywhere they want and it’s virtually impossible to get them off your computer. If you have the legal for now company in your system they’ll place a few words “netocoupon” advertising click on here to erase the ad (that hasn’t been filled yet). Java has 4 companies hitchhiking that won’t give the updates unless you allow them to be installed on your computer. Again netocoupon trying to infiltrate and change you home address and install trovi(sp) as your search engine. I’m not going to make a rash decision and I’m going to think more about it. Anybody else seeing the subtle changes going on? Let me know what you think. I’m also going to post it on my blog, Michael’s Lair… which they also have those ad pop ups on. After logging on right now to add this new post, they wanted me to fill out a 4 question survey and give me a crackerjack prize for 5 dollar shipping fee.

Trifecta’s Writing Challenge Mar 25

For http://www.Trifectawritingchallenge.com prompt this week, we are giving you the first 33 words of a story. You need to complete it with 33 of your own words.  This weekend’s Trifextra is community-judged.

“There’s nothing cute about it,” he said. The register of his voice indicated decision more so than discussion. She disagreed heartily and privately, staring past his head and out the window behind him.

Townspeople had a contest of prominent people’s baby pictures in the newspaper for a Nursery fund raiser. His mother submitted his photo of him naked lying on his stomach.  John won belly down.

http://www.trifectawritingchallenge.com/

Lend me Your Ear, Heart or Hand

This is not poetry, it’s a edited copy of a response I made to a post.I was homeless,getting a divorce, using and drinking. There’s nothing like having a cardboard mattress outside in the winter. Boo hoo for me. I finally was able to get off the drugs and drink and got the medication I needed to cope with bipolar, depression and low self esteem. Most of my lifestyle required decisions to be that way and living that way. There’s hundreds of us at U.S. Vets (Non Profit Corp) in Long Beach CA. who finally made some better decisions not to be out there. There are others out there in the same condition that can make educated decisions about changing there lifestyle and getting help from dwindling services (another story) right now. The new influx of homeless people (losing everything outside of their control) are in a state of depression and shock they’ve never had to deal with before. Most of us are one paycheck away from the same plight of these new homeless. Most people want less taxes, so government programs are getting less funding. I don’t know the answers to these issues outside of donating some of ourselves to help instead of the money that we really can’t spare by volunteering. There are more and more suburban outreach facilities coming into existence if you feel you can’t get into the trenches of the urban consider suburban (for the “new” homeless) or for the Veterans that are coming back in the V.A. Hospitals. Consider 4 hours of your time every 2 weeks or a month to make a difference. You’ll be repaid.

Lost, Trifecta Challenge

Dust coats the farmer’s nostrils and a single tear wells up and overflows with grief.  He remembers the words that his father said, “The sun and the rain will please or cause pain.”

© 2012 Michael Yost 3/16

This weekend’s http://www.trifecta.com challenge is to write a story entitled ‘Lost’ in exactly 33 words. The word ‘lost’ can only appear in the title, not your 33 words. Any reference to the TV show could result in another visit to see the editors in the Trifecta offices.

Lost

“Don’t say it.”

“Say what?”

“What you’re thinking.”

“Man, my feet hurt, it is cold and dark out here and I got to take a shit and you want to play guessing games?”

(c) 2012 Michael Yost 3/16

This weekend’s www.trifecta.com challenge is to write a story entitled ‘Lost’ in exactly 33 words. The word ‘lost’ can only appear in the title, not your 33 words. Any reference to the TV show could result in another visit to see the editors in the Trifecta offices.

The Fish WRapper

Terry looked down at his bloody knuckles, “Dammed red heads, who knew that peckerwood was going to hit his head on the cement stairs?”  “Well help me put him in the boat and let’s grab some of those cinder blocks.”

Pulling up at 2:30am the brothers parked by the boat ramp.  The steam was trailing off the thermos cup until you blew on it and then it fogged up the windows.  Joe finally broke the silence, “You didn’t have to kill that kid.”   “Joe, that wasn’t a kid or a sixteen year old ass, he was a adult trying to rip us off, and hell I only hit him once.”

Look at that, someone has already put their Bassmaster in the water and its only 3am.  The State Game and Fishing Officer pulled in, parked and then walked over to talk to the two fellas.  “You fellas look new to the area.  How are you this morning?”

“Stay calm Terry, Joe whispered.”   “Morning Officer, we’re doing OK.  We used to come here as kids and it’s our first time back.  We sure are looking forward to getting some bass today.”

“Well before you go out let me update you about our little place here.  My son runs the bait shop and prints the local rag, “The Fish WRapper”.  We’re still a small fishing community here at Liar’s Cove you have to be off the lake at 4pm.  We’re just big enough to support a State Game and Fishing Officer, but small enough that I have to share an office with my big mouth son Peter, but he prefers to be called Junior.”

“Well this is Terry and I’m Joe.  If you don’t mind we’re going to get out on the lake.  We’ll catch up some more later this afternoon.”

“That sounds good boys; my name is Officer Michael P Pecker, senior.  Oh and junior’s a little sensitive about his red hair and only his friends can call him Peckerwood. ”

“Now where is that boy?”

© 2012 Michael Yost 3/13

The Persian Excursion

The ship singled up all lines, was ready to leave and I was the Quarterdeck watch Petty Officer.  I had to make sure that everyone that came on board the ship belonged there.  After raising the gangway, I looked down at the pier for my wife and children, waved goodbye and yelled, “It won’t be long, and I’ll be back before you know it.” 

Just then over the 1MC speaker system came the announcement, “Cast off all lines shift colors, ships underway” was echoing off the bulkheads.  Shifting colors was taking down the flag on the stern and flying the flag on the mast above the bridge.

My wife and kids looked up, waved and said goodbye and I waved back.  “Kids, make sure you mind your mother.  Goodbye, I love you.” 

As soon as the ship secured from sea and anchor detail I went to the flight deck.  The evening air was cool and the night sky was clear.  Sitting down I was surrounded by the calm of the ocean’s stars and watched the stack’s trail of wisps of smoke and steam.  All I could think about was how I was getting further from my family and closer to the Persian Gulf for a six month cruise.

© 2012 Michael Yost 3/12

Trifecta Writing Challenge

This week’s Trifecta challenge:

For our weekday challenge, we return to our regular one-word prompt. Check out the third definition of trail (below), and respond, using the word exactly as it appears, in no less than 33 and no more than 333 words.

We wish you well.

trail verb \ˈtrāl\

1     a:  to hang down so as to drag along or sweep the ground
       b:  to extend over a surface in a loose or straggling manner <a vine that   trails over the ground>
      c:  to grow to such length as to droop over toward the ground

2     a:  to walk or proceed draggingly, heavily, or wearily : plod, trudge
       b:  to lag behind : do poorly in relation to others

USING THIS DEFINITION:  3:     to move, flow, or extend slowly in thin streams

Queen’s English, Trifecta Challenge

 

“Bloody hell you little guttersnipe, you keep gabbin with those proper young fillies using vulgar language like that you’ll end up a Billy no mates”.
“Go on, off with you now, and learn to speak the Queen’s English”

© 2012 Michael Yost 3/7

We want between 33 and 333 words from (and including) the third definition of the word:

vulgar (adj) \ˈvəl-gər\

3 a : of or relating to the common people : plebeian

   b : generally current : public <the vulgar opinion of that time>

   c : of the usual, typical, or ordinary kind

http://www.trifectawritingchallenge.com

THE SHARPENED EDGE OF THE RAZOR

THE SHARPENED EDGE OF THE RAZOR.

Jamie Dedes

The phone rang at 4am (2)

“Joe it’s your wife again, you here?”
“You send your kid off to Marine boot camp at 17 because she signed the papers.”
“Let her stew; that’s what we’re going to be doing.”

© 2012 Michael Yost 3/3

This is the http://www.trifectawritingchallenge.com weekend challenge.
This week, you’re all starting with the same 5 words and your task is to turn it in to your own story in only 33 words. The 5 we have given you are NOT to be counted in the 33 words

The phone rang at 4am

“Hello, who is this?”

“This is your subconscious and this is the call you’ve been expecting. Now when I reach number 1 you have to wake up, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1.”

 

© 2012 Michael Yost 3/3

This is the http://www.trifectawritingchallenge.com/ weekend challenge.

This week, you’re all starting with the same 5 words and your task is to turn it in to your own story in only 33 words. The 5 we have given you are NOT to be counted in the 33 words.

Can’t You Feel It?

One side dances electric
The other side a burnt bulb
Life of the big party plays
Or cleaning dirty ashtrays sobs
Spending all his money at the mall
Or keeping the rent current
One side feels like having a ball
The other side not so much
Yes they can come together
With some magic crutch

© 2012 Michael Yost 2/2

For Bluebell Books
http://bluebellbooks.blogspot.com/2012/02/short-story-slam-week-20-love-in.html

And

The Thursday Think Tank # 83 – YES
http://poetryblogroll.blogspot.com/

A bipolar individual off his medication.

Just Two?

“Just two Pollux, will that be enough?” “Yes yes Castor, by the time we come back there will be 7 billion lives on this planet.”  “And they’ll all be in our image Castor…  Can you imagine?”  “If you say so; I’ve found a lovely garden they can begin their lives.  What about communicating with them Pollux the time we are away… won’t they be lost?”  “No Castor we’ve left enough imagination in their minds that they’ll find a way to talk to whomever and whenever they desire.”  They both smiled silently.

© 2012 Michael Yost 1/30

 

You must use the third definition of the word below to craft a piece of writing of no less than 33 words and no more than 333. The chosen word should appear in your writing exactly as it appears below. 

image noun \ˈi-mij\

1

: a reproduction or imitation of the form of a person or thing;especially : an imitation in solid form : statue

2

a : the optical counterpart of an object produced by an optical device (as a lens or mirror) or an electronic deviceb : a visual representation of something: as (1) : a likeness of an object produced on a photographic material (2) : a picture produced on an electronic display (as a television or computer screen)

3

a : exact likeness : semblance <God created man in his own image — Genesis 1:27 (Revised Standard Version)>b : a person strikingly like another person <she is the image of her mother>

4

a : a tangible or visible representation : incarnation <theimage of filial devotion>b archaic : an illusory form : apparition

Read more: http://www.trifectawritingchallenge.com/

Surf Sounds

The water was cold but the night was warm
Walking the beach always calmed my soul
Phosphorus danced in the ankle deep surf
And lit up my white linen pants
That was rolled up to my tanned shin

Three Times a Lady was playing softly from the dunes

Two concealed lovers giggled as I walked past
My mood lightened and I allowed myself a smile
Remembering she left that afternoon
I stopped and imagined a plane dissolve into the stars
Heaviness returned and a breeze chilled my wet bare feet

Startled when Brick House blared, I started back

© 2012 Michael Yost 1/8

http://gooseberrygoespoetic.blogspot.com/

In the Glass I See

There in the glass I see a sixteen year old boy with an old man’s mask on.  I begin to notice the dark circles under the green eyes that sparkle; nothing dull yet; but his glasses do need cleaning.  I see white stubble and mustache with a two inch long goatee on his saddening face; like he’s had no reason to shave in the past few days.   Looking closer I see the goatee covers a weak double chin with a single wrinkle that goes down the length of his neck.  The same white stubble covers his shaved head to cover the thinning bald spot in the back and what’s left of his front hairline.
His round upturned nose reminds me of a Santa’s nose, but there’s a thin scar going diagonal from the left nostril to the top that makes his nose tilt to the right side of his face.  His cheekbones are set high, but it seems to highlight the dark circles more.  The ears are long and close to the head.
Wait a minute… he’s starting to smile with a broad grin and his eyes are lighting up and sparkling even more.  His whole face transforms and laughs a little with a tear rolling down his cheek and then is when I happily succumb to my fate realizing the old man is me and that my wrinkles are really my laugh lines.  My green eyes are still that of the sixteen year old from so many years ago… but they’re still with me today.

© 2011 Michael Yost

For FWF and Kellie Elmore, A self portrait
http://magicinthebackyard.wordpress.com/2011/12/09/fwf-take-a-good-long-look-at-yourself/

A Charlie Brown Kind of a Depression

A Charlie Brown Kind of a Depression.